Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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