I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Randomize
