The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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