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(630): View more from Illinois

oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.

(310): View more from California

***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.

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(253): View more from Washington

My mind says no, but my body says yes.

(703): View more from Virginia

What does your body say about chlamydia?

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(520): View more from Arizona

Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.

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(516): View more from New York

Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?

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