i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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