So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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