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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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