listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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