the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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