So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
you would pick up someone in the library
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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