I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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