Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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