Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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