Is it normal to miss your booty call?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she told me i tasted like america
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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