i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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