I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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