Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I believe in your delicious
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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