like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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