I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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