Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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