Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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