Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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