I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Define "chronic" masturbator.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you will always have a special place in my vag
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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