Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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