hotel room ftw
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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