make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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