Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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