I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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