What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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