JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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