Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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