Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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