We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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