Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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