so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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