Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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