did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
