I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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