I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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