After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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