Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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