i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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