Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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