Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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