Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Did I show you my penis last night?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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