So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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