I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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