i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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