i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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