so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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