Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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