You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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