I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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