I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Sext me about skeletons
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
