with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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