Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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